February 5, 2008

Fists o' the Funnies

Who made Mike Huckabee? The three kings of late night comedy fight it out in possibly the most hilarious video I've seen in a loooong time!



Gesundheit.

Achoo! to you:A poster that sneezes
Then it talks to you as it spritzes you with water
By Diego Vasquez
Jan 30, 2008
Media Life Magazine


We’ve seen outdoor ads that move, we’ve seen ones that talk, and we’ve even seen ads that send messages to your cell phone as you walk by. Here's a first, an outdoor ad that sneezes on you.


It's a bus shelter ad for the Science World museum in Vancouver, British Columbia, and it looks simple enough. It's a poster featuring a white background and a large yellow circle, with Science World’s familiar blue logo and the words: “Press here and we’ll explain.”


Things get a lot more interesting when the button is pressed.One first hears the familiar “achoo” sound of a sneeze, then comes a spritz of water to the face. Then a voice says: “Did you know that a sneeze can travel 12 feet and hover for three hours? It’s true. And gross. But hey, you’ve learned something! Science World – We can explain.”

The thinking behind the campaign was to present funny or outrageous facts and do so in a unique way, says Rob Sweetman, associate creative director and art director at Vancouver’s Rethink Communications, which executed the ad.

The aim: to get people going to the museum to learn more interesting things. The process that led to the ad began with the interesting facts behind sneezes. From there, the crew at Rethink then brainstormed to come up with a clever way to convey them.

Creating the sound of the sneeze was easy, as was delivering the voice. The spray of the sneeze? The idea for it came from the sprayer devices seen at fairs or carnivals, which emit mists of water on hot summer days to help cool the crowds. Sweetman says the water in the sprayer is replaced every several days.

The ad will go back up in the spring. It first went up in the fall but was taken down as the weather turned cold. Quips Sweetman: “We didn’t want anyone freezing their faces.”

GIANT DISAPPOINTMENT



A picture is worth a thousand words eh?

After 18 straight wins, the New England Patriots crapped out the Superbowl and lost 17-14 to, of all people, the New York Giants. This was perhaps the first football game I actually got into, and Brady lost his touch. Such a wash-out.

And now we're all gonna have to say this:

January 21, 2008

My Funda

I chanced upon this 'prayer' that I wrote a long time ago in my archive of stuff, and was amused by the fact that despite putting it to paper years ago, I've only just learned to internalize this and truly to put this philosophy to action. I only hope I can keep up the faith and positivity ;)

'Alhumdulillah'

The only certainty of life is death, don't spend your days in despair
Whatever happens, happens for the best; He only gives us what we can bear
Life is nothing but a test; just put your heart in your prayer
And then to Him leave all the rest; you'll find the answer was always there..

I Love The 80's (and 90s!)

Songs on iTunes right now:

What is Love - Haddaway
You Spin Me Round - Dead or Alive
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
Rhythm is a Dancer - SNAP!
MT Megamix - Modern Talking
Total Eclispe of the Heart - Nikki French

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me..
Don't hurt me..
No more..

(Are you boppin' your head to the right yet?)

Classic song, and a classic movie!

January 18, 2008

If Opposites Attract, Why Are Antonyms So Repulsive?

DISCLAIMER: I know some of you want to know how Hajj went for me. Rest assured I'm working on gathering my thoughts about Hajj and will post a looooooooooooong recap soon. It'll likely also be published in the Fall issue of my sister's magazine Faith of Life.

So, yesterday we went over to celebrate my nephew's 10th birthday. Well, he's not related to me by blood but he calls me Chachi and his parents are close friends of ours, so I think of them of as family really..

Anyhoo, his mom made an interesting observation: when you turn 10, you haven't finally hit double digits. You're not beginning to be 10.. you're actually finishing your 10th year, and the day after your 10th birthday, you're technically already 11, because you've finished living 10 years and now you've started your 11th year. So you're 11.

Isn't that whacked? Never thought about it that way.

In other news, I'm studying hard for my GRE exam which is scheduled for February 14th - yes, its my Valentine's Day gift to myself.

It's not going so well. I knew the math would be challenging since I haven't looked at the subject since.. hmm.. 1998. (Yes I managed to get through A'Levels and college without a single course in math.. miracles never cease.)

But the Verbal section is brutal - even for me! With my excellent grasp of the English language! Especially the exercises where you have to know the meanings of really obscure words and find their antonyms (opposites) in a list. Those are so bizarre. These are just a few of the words that threw me for a loop when I did my first practice set:

Opprobrium?
Diaphanous?
Abjure?
Foment?
Cupidity?

Clearly I needed help. So I popped into B&N and bought myself a box of Kaplan's 500 flash cards with "the hardest GRE words".. and I found..

Contumacious?
Dirge?
Bilk?

I mean, I do know about 80-90% of the words in the box (well I've only gotten from A through H) but sometimes you can't help wonder if this is a whole new language you're dealing with..

Readers are welcome to suggest their own meanings to the above words, but you must do so without looking at a dictionary first!

Happy Defining!

January 2, 2008

Happy 2008!

Happy new year everyone! I'm back.. but I'm still deciding if it's good to be home ;)

More later.

December 1, 2007

Happy December

BUNNY SLOPE!

November 28, 2007

Separated at Birth?



Who came first.. Dr. Evil or Shakaal?

November 20, 2007

Seasonal Affective Disorder?

No. This isn't S.A.D. I am officially sick of people. People suck. People have issues and you have to walk on eggshells and be careful around them, and you just can't be you and eventually you forget who you were in the first place before all this shit happened.

I am sick; sick of people who are weak and non-ballsy, and people who get hurt and offended, and people who defend these stupid sensitive people.

I am tired; of being surrounded by people in pain, of internalizing their suffering and trying to make a difference because I am a small measly human being and have no power over anything.

I am sick of all this negative energy, annoying people, mundane life and crappy weather. I am just really, really FED UP.

November 19, 2007

Existential Angst

Things happen. Usually for the best. But we are thankless creatures and we question our Maker. We ask: "Why? Why does it have to be this way?". Because sometimes things seem to happen for no reason at all. They baffle the mind and send us into deep confusion and despair as we struggle to find answers, to uncover the Truth.

Take for example, the following video.



Yes, SuperTed. I am sure you remember him. Many 4:15pm cartoon sequences on Ch. 33 began with episodes of this show. But to this date, I am unable to understand..

1) Why was SuperTed thrown away like a pile of rubbish? What was so wrong with him?
2) Why was there a Spotty Man flying around that night? Do they just circle the Earth at random?
3) If the establishment clearly thought there was something wrong with him, why did Spotty bring SuperTed to life and offer him redemption in the form of super powers? Is this meant to be some kind of parable to help geeky children believe they too can be rescued by a spotted alien from outer space?

You'll agree, these are deep questions. And, 20 years later, I am still searching for the answers.

November 16, 2007

Do you like it?

I was in the mood for a change on The Xinugeist.. and ideally looking for something in a raspberry palette since that's my favorite color nowadays.. like so...



But there wasn't anything in this exact shade so I opted for.. err.. polka dots. Hey at least it's fun! :)

Elegance Zameen Par

This lady never loses her magic. Looking forward to seeing her back on the big screen. And the color combination of this outfit is so amazing! Where do they come up with these designs from?


November 15, 2007

Communication 101

As a student of communication and rhetoric and as a professional negotiator, I am a keen observer of different communication styles, specifically the ways in which people communicate disagreement. Consider the following question:

You're having a heated debated with a friend about something you feel passionately about, but they hold the opposite point of view. You've just made an important point that you think should seal the deal, but your friend repeats it ("so you're saying...") in a way that shows they clearly did not 'get' it. Do you:

(a) Patiently say, "Well, you've got it somewhat right but that's not exactly what I mean" and try another tactic (an analogy or example) to make them understand;
(b) Snub them with a mildly sarcastic response that questions their intelligence and reaffirms your own, and then explain your point all over again;
(c) Throw your hands up in surrender and abandon the topic altogether.

Some people focus on dissonance in argument, i.e. they are aggressive and tend to spend more time debating differences of opinion to prove their point as superior. Your answer would be (b).

Others look to find resonance in shared, common ground so that they can reaffirm similarities in opinion and use that to leverage credibility for their point of view. Your answer would be (a).

Still others opt to avoid confrontation altogether and just acquiesce; nothing's important enough to get really riled up about. Your answer would be (c).

In truth, everyone in the world who has ever had an argument has employed each one of these three tactics, depending on the situation and goal. But in my personal experience, I feel that (a) always goes the longest way in getting the other person to understand what you want to say, while managing the negative fallout of a disagreement. Like my ex-boss used to say, "kill them with kindness".

I'm not sure I have a point to make about this right now, except that recently I have been frustrated by some "dissonators" in my life and I really wish they would spend some more time thinking about how they choose to communicate so that sharing the same space with them isn't a constant exercise in patience.

That is all!

November 2, 2007

Injuries

Currently, I am hosting the following injuries:

1) Two holes in my left arm (and a rapidly spreading muscle ache) where I got my latest vaccination shots this morning, Tetanus and a Polio booster. Yes, it appears that my parents never bothered getting me all my necessary childhood shots and I had to get Polio, Hep A, and Hep B at age 25... and there is still some concern over doctored tests my mother made me submit to Northwestern to prove I had MMR (Measles, Mumps, Rubella) resistance.

Moral of the story: if you're too young and naive to understand medicine, make sure your doctor is someone reliable, i.e. not your mom who desperately wants you to get into Northwestern and will put white-ink over test results and type over them if that's what it will take to get your visa.

2) 4 burns on my right arm: 3 are 1 cm sized burns from splattered oil that hit the top part of my hand, and the 4th one is the size of a quarter on the underside of my arm which I managed to get yesterday by accidentally hitting a sizzling hot oven door as I checked on my chicken parm (which I eventually overcooked to a crisp because I was busy nursing my mangled arm).

3) Pinky toes on both feet are still recovering from walking all day yesterday in boots that are only a year old but have clearly died since they poked/scratched my toes until they were sore.

4) Right big toe is in pain because the ingrown toe-nail is back and in-grown; will need to perform self-surgery and yank out half my toe-nail at some point this weekend.

Yes, today it's literally painful to be me.

November 1, 2007

Ok call me a geek...

But this is seriously cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukzFwRoFj4k

October 30, 2007

Things On My Mind

1) However much she may have thought him to be so, why did JK Rowling have to out Dumbledore? Doesn't she realize the uncomfortable analogy of an old, sensitive man that plays a more-than-mentor role to a vulnerable, young boy in a crusade against evil? (I'm talking about the Catholic church people). Sure, he felt love was important and wore flamboyant purple robes in his youth. But he was a powerful wizard who accidentally killed his sister for God's sake - he's bound to be gentle and dress funny!

2) Hajj is only a few weeks away. Will God accept my penitence? Will I have the sabr to be able to fulfill the pilgrimage in a fashion that merits washing away all my sins and letting me emerge as a new-born baby? Yeah, you can tell I'm cracking under the pressure of self-expectation.

3) Just 'cos the Red Sox won doesn't make Baseball a real sport. Four men running around in circles isn't sport. It's four men running around in circles.

4) Jab We Met was great.

5) My iPod mini has officially died. Considering getting an iPhone (more like, Sarwar is insisting I get one) but am reluctant to spend $399 and change to AT&T. Not that T-Mobile is out of this world, but I'm sort of used to it. Nyeh.

6) Blackberries are useless. Especially when they're too big to fit in the palm of your hand and you drop them all the time. And especially when your job is so useless, you don't even get much email.

7) Really need to get to grad school next year.

8) Or should I have a baby instead?

9) Or save up enough to put a downpayment on a house?

10) My friend Shereen met Shahrukh Khan in London for an interview for her magazine. We watched Jab We Met and lots of Zee TV this weekend. Told my dad that when he goes to Mumbai this time he better get me that movie contract we've been talking about for, hmm, 20 years. Sometimes Bollywood seems so close, like dreams could actually come true. And then you wake up on Monday morning and realize that the only thing you can look forward to on Monday night is a rubbishy episode of Heroes and a decent episode of Chuck.

October 28, 2007

Songs of the day:

Beete Lamhein - The Train
Mauja hi Mauja & Tum Se Hi - Jab We Met

By the way, Jab We Met was incredibly and surprisingly good. Go watch it.

October 7, 2007

*Uuunghhh*

...*struggles to pull herself out of the big black abyss of blog-updating laziness*

AAH.. THERE!

I am back!

For how long, do not know.. but after a kick in the butt from (who would have thought I'd ever have any) regular readers, I have decided enough is enough and it's time to kick-start the xinugeist.

As I look back on the big chunk of time that's just gone missing from my blog, I notice that basically I've not recorded my entire summer.

Some quick highlights:

-I turned 25. I know I know.. it's too young to be true. I don't feel 25.. I feel.. 27 at least. Possibly because all my friends are that age and I've had a roller coaster of a life that makes me feel so much older than most people around me. 25 year olds today aren't coming up on their third wedding anniversary and contemplating big life-changing decisions like buying houses and making babies. But I am. And that makes me old. *searches for that pesky grey hair as proof*

For my birthday, Sarwar and I had an action-packed weekend at Attitash Mountain in New Hampshire. Pix have been uploaded on Facebook for a while, so shall not replicate here. I never thought I'd enjoy racing up a mountain in a ski-lift and hurtling down a mountain (twice) on a sled! Sarwar is very happy because he thinks this is slow progress towards me being able to ride roller coasters and he has a chance of seeing the gates of a Six Flags again. Ha, ha buddy.. no chance.

-My in-laws visited for a couple of weeks. Sarwar's younger sister started grad school at MIT and his cousin joined UWMadison as a freshman. So there was a lot of shopping for bedding, shoe racks and notebooks. Made me nostalgic for the good ol' days *sniff*

-I began settling into my new job and seriously hating what I do for a living. So, inspired by my nostalgia for school, have begun contemplating a graduate course at Emerson College for a degree in Global Marketing Communication & Advertising. They have an open house in November I intend to go to. I think it's time to move from agency lip-service to client-side decision making, a la the career transition of Vishal Oberoi ;)

-Ramadan started, and is actually coming to a close next week so looking forward to Eid. For the first time in many years, we won't be spending Eid with my family in Toronto since our passports are gone for our Hajj visa. Let's see what Eid in Boston is going to be like. I'm excited because my mother-in-law got me lots of nice outfits from Dubai so at least I'll look good :)

-I became obsessed with Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge 2007 - Sangeet Ka Pratham Vishwa Yudh! We began watching the show when my mother-in-law came over, since she wanted to keep up with it and the only Indian channels we can get with our cable package are Zee TV and TV Asia, but we are completely hooked to it now.

The judges were initially annoying but Himesh has grown on me, with his predictable litany of compliments for good performances ("Superb. Mindblowing. Fantastic. Outstanding") and I actually do miss Bappi Lahiri's silly comments now that he's off the show since nobody from his gharana survived the voting (for example: "Slow and steady.. *smile*.. and the winning.")

The crowd is really lame - lots of beqabu aunties with flabby, wobbly arms.. hyper-active kids busting out of their clothes.. taxi-driver type men with a little too much enthusiasm for the male contestants.

But it's the contestants that make it all worth it. Some of them are like seasoned pros, it's such a treat to listen to them. The competition is now down to three finalists and I'm conflicted about who to root for: Amanat, the cute and phenomenally talented/versatile 19 year old from Faisalabad, or Aneek (or as Himesh calls him, Onnik) the 18 year old Sonu Nigam-sound alike from Kolkata.

The third contestant is Raja Hasan from (would you believe it) 'Raja'sthan -- so while my ethnic loyalties do lie there, and the whole fricken country is voting for him, I am not particuarly impressed because his vocal range is limited to Sukhwinder Singh and A R Rahman primal-scream songs.

Sarwar has graciously offered to let me use his company-paid Blackberry for all the international text message votes I intend to send before October 13th once I've decided who to support. It will likely be Amanat since he's a bit of the underdog, what with being Pakistani and all. Plus he looks like my sister's ex bf and I generally pity him because he's had to resort to a lot of religious and cultural compromises (touching guru's feet, wearing puja-ka-teeka on forehead) to get as far as he has with the Indian audience.

If Junaid Sheikh, the hunky Karachiite, or Musarrat Abbas, the next Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan from Lahore, hadn't been eliminated earlier on I'd be voting for them - but alas, I'll have to make do with watching their videos over and over.

Here are videos of a couple of my favorite performances on the show this year (not at all a full and comprehensive list, because those would be too many to post!)...

Amanat Ali Khan: Yeh Hausla (Dor)


Amanat Ali Khan: Parda Hai Parda (Amar Akbar Anthony)


Amanat Ali Khan: Mitwa (Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna)


Aneek Dhar: In Dinon Dil Mera (Life In A Metro)


Aneek Dhar: Main Agar Kahoon (Om Shanti Om) -- my favorite song right now.


Junaid Sheikh: Ishq Di Galli (Kacche Dhaage)


Musarrat Abbas: Tere Bin Nahin Lagda (NFAK)


Harpreet Deol: Soni De Nakhre (Partner) -- my favorite song of the summer.


Phenomenal, na?

Yesterday, Sarwar said to me: "You know, I think I'm way more into Sa Re Ga Ma than I ever was into American Idol." I'm like, well duh! This *is* your culture after all, plus its harder to sing Laaga Chunari Mein Daag than Wind Beneath My Wings.


In other news, I am quite looking forward to this fall, looks like a bunch of good movies will be releasing: Saawariya, Om Shanti Om, Laaga Chunari Mein Daag, and I admit - I want to watch Jab We Met 'cos I'm a Shahid fan!! *ducks to avoid Vishal's flying sheep*

Speaking of Om Shanti Om, I'm just shocked and appalled by SRK's new abs. He's too hot to be 43 and father of two and imaginary son to millions of moms around the world. Tsk tsk. Why isn't the police issuing arrest warrants for his conscious display of his abs as public indecency instead of chasing Shilpa Shetty around the world for being unwillingly kissed by idiotic Richard Gere?

Alright, much more to say but my laptop battery is dying and dishes are festering in the sink begging to be scrubbed. I hope this has satisfied everyone who complained the xinugeist was dead - because it most certainly isn't. Just as TV shows were gone for summer hiatus (oh yes, must blog about those as well), I was on break as well. But, as Arnie famously said, I am baaack.