And then you call me and its not so bad at all...

Thanks for the haircut props peepz! You ma homies *thumps chest 2wice*. Word.

Hair looks much better after first day of flat-ness. Am quite happy with it now, sorry for the initial scare.

Another scare I had on Friday last week was of (brace yourselves) a COLD SORE.

After a night of freaking out that I was carrying a virus that spreads on contact, I woke up the next morning to find that the small bump near my lip had burnt down to nothing from the Abreva I had piled on it before going to bed. I guess the cold sore medicine zapped the poor zit into oblivion. Explains why it was burning so much when I put it on.. hmm..

La Coupe Francais De Hair

Got a haircut today. The guy chopped off a whole lot more than I wanted. Am traumatized and miserable. Husband will disapprove, I know it.

The initial shock is wearing off. In general the cut is not bad. However:

1) its too short for my pear-shaped (and growingly rotund) body
2) tomorrow (and forever) it will look really crappy once the goop he put in my hair is washed out

People at work have been trying to console me and say it looks trendy, funky and professional. My boss found me sobbing in the bathroom. I'm wearing pointy stilettoes and my toes are on fire. My shirt feels too tight because of the tanktop beneath it but the neckline is too low and indecent for work to be worn without a tanktop.

It is HARD being a woman. Will find some chocolate to cheer me up.

Sacrilege!

One fine morning, somebody woke up and just decided to mock the dreams that drove my teen years. Just like that, up in smoke. Poof.

Revelation

I finally realized today what the song "Papa Don't Preach" is about. She's pregnant!!!

All this time I thought she just wanted her Papa to give her advice on the man who wants to marry her, and when she says "I'm keeping my baby" I thought she meant the GUY, not the actual baby! Well I guess this explains why the trouble is so "deep". I never quite got why marrying a guy was such a big deal. She could always divorce him later. Unless her Daddy was a preacher and she didn't believe in divorce. In which case, what's she doing getting knocked up out of wedlock? Slut!

Oh, the things that come to us when blow-drying hair.

User Generated Content

Its all the rage - YouTube, MetaCafe, this other one I heard about that has something to do with mad dogs...

But is user-generated content a way for people to express themselves and share entertainment/culture/diversity across borders, or just a place for REALLY bored people with nothing better to do that make fools of themselves?

Here are some of the nuttier things that I have seen online lately:

Gora mime dancing to Bollywood love song

Strange remix involving Usher, KK and Shaan

Two Chinese boys enjoying Backstreet Boys a little too much

I am not a statistic! I'm just really busy at work and will update the blog when I have a moment to think about things other than TRPs, engagement and diversity initiatives.

Plus, I promised on my comeback blog entry that this may well not be permanent, so.. :P~