Showing posts with label Stalking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stalking. Show all posts

October 10, 2008

Who are you?

So I've been noticing for some time that I have certain anonymous devoted followers of this blog, who visit the site on a regular basis but have never actually said anything to me. And honestly, I'm beginning to find this a little creepy.

Yes, I'm flattered that you read this blog so regularly, but you'll agree it's rather personal, and I'm a little concerned that random people I don't know, happen to know so much about me without even trying to get to know me. So, all of you people in Foster City, Fresno and Irvine, CA.. and at the NIH in Maryland.. and from Guelph, ON.. please open up and say something to redeem your stalker-ish behavior.. or you'll probably find your IP address blocked.. very soon.

June 2, 2008

The Interpretation of Coincidence

Why is it that, no matter where I turn nowadays, I bump into Carl Jung? The ghost of the old man seems to have taken it upon himself to haunt me. Fictional books, away message quotations, personality tests... he's everywhere. I'm beginning to miss good ol' Siggy Freud.

April 29, 2008

Just Peachy

According to StatCounter, I have a major fan in Atlanta, GA. Someone in that fine town really likes to read my blog.. a LOT. He/she almost always has the highest daily pageloads for the xinugeist, followed closely by somebody equally mysterious in Fresno, CA, Ms. Cambridge Warehouse@MIT, and some lamers in Minneapolis, Digital River and Monmouth Junction, NJ who clearly have a lot of time of their hands *waves to y'all... muah*

But who is this Atlanta person? I'm rather befuddled. I don't really have friends there.. I do have some distant in-law relations but I seriously doubt they're aware of the xinugeist's existence?

So, dear reader from the land of Jimmy Carter, I implore you - show thyself. Remain not shrouded in this cloak of mystery. End this game and tell me who you really are.. well, unless you actually are not in Atlanta at all, and are somewhere else entirely, and simply masking/faking your IP address to remain elusive and somewhat untraceable. In which case, don't bother revealing yourself to me, you're probably dangerous and I don't want to know you. But I still don't mind being stalked so you may continue to read this blog, but do it quietly. And please, don't hurt me.

Also, just a reminder that the poll closes tomorrow, so all you people who read but don't comment or click, get off your lazy asses and express an opinion for Christ's sake. Do you want to be labeled as simply Consumers in the information economy, and not Contributors? Yalla yalla! Shake your bon bons! Rock the vote!