Turn Offs

I saw some men display a lot of these traits lately (mostly on the train, but also in the office) and decided to document them in case someone decides to fall in love with me. Not that that would make a difference anymore, but still, lets try to ward off the immediate no-no's. So if you have one or more of the following qualities, please do not apply.

In no particular order, I am ticked off if:

1) You wear black suits with BROWN shoes
2) You have overly gelled, slicked back hair
3) You have bitten nails
4) You wear colored contact lenses
5) You own and wear belts with big buckles
6) Your shoes are dirty
7) You wear too much cologne
8) You wear spicy cologne (e.g. Brut, Old Spice)
9) You have yellow and/or disaligned teeth
10) You have a nasal voice

You have been warned!